It is with great excitement that I write to tell you about my latest experience. To say the least, it’s a gas. To say more, it will make you feel like a brand-new person; refreshed and emptied of all the crap you no longer need.
Some of you might be wondering, will it make me lose weight? Indubitably. Will it curb my appetite? You couldn’t eat if you wanted to! Will it allow me to explore new horizons? That’s a double yes! You will conquer a new territory of which you could never have imagined and you won’t even have to walk in order to do so!
This experience will make you feel light and most likely, a great deal flushed, but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it!
This ride is recommended normally for ages 50 and up, but if you are like me and have an in via your family, then you can experience it at 40, or sometimes earlier, if you are an extra special person with even greater potential.
You too can enjoy your very own colonoscopy for the small price of all your dignity and a few hunger pangs. But wait, there’s more! If you act now, we will throw in an upper endoscopy for twice the delight! A true bargain!
What are you waiting for? Schedule yours today!
All my love,
PS: All joking aside; if you are of the proper age, get your colonoscopy. It’s not fun, but it could save your life. I’ve had one once before and while I felt nothing, I did get the chance to drive the staff mad by asking questions regarding what I was seeing on the monitor after each turn. 😉